I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again. I once bought my friend an elephant for his room… He said, ‘Thanks.’ I said, ‘Don’t mention it.’ I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I…

Famous Time Travel Claims I think we’d all like to have our own time machine. Jump in, type a date in time we’d like to goto, push the lever (or accelerate to 88 mph) and in a flash magically appear in some future world with flying cars or some time in the…

Pandas are often considered funny because of their clumsy and playful behavior. Their large, round bodies and uncoordinated movements make them look like they're always in a state of perpetual goofiness. They also seem to have an endearing, almost childlike…