I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.

I once bought my friend an elephant for his room… He said, ‘Thanks.’ I said, ‘Don’t mention it.’

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.

I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' – I think I might have florets.

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans-free.

Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! 

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves. 

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is this stool taken?’

I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them.

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

My friend was explaining electricity to me, but I was like, ‘Watt?’

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

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